RP MEME: 1/3 ships i stan
↪ day & ray (daymond)
“How did red and green become the standard Christmas colors and why does my Aunt insist on sending me a sweater of these colors every year?”
"I don’t know you, I don’t know you, I don’t know you."
”[He shouts loudly.] God, look at my girlfriend! Right here! Standing here with me, the one in the sweater, ain’t she purrrrrrrrrrrty?!”
"I’m sorry, who are you? I … I was told not to talk to strangers. [She turns to walk away— fast.]”
"Where’s your holiday spirit?!"
”[She continues walking away, calling over her shoulder.] I must have left it at home!”
”[He casually follows behind her, loudly breaking into song.] Just hear those sleigh bells jinglin’, ring ting tinglin’ too! Guitar solo!”
”[It takes all she has to try and ignore him, but the guitar solo definitely pushes her over the edge.] What can I do to make you stop this madness? [She stops in her tracks, but doesn’t turn around. She doesn’t want to give him the satisfaction.]”
"That solution should be obvious! Kiss me."
”[She turns around slowly, folding her arms across her chest.] And what makes you think I’m going to do that?”
"Because I just did an air guitar solo to Sleigh Ride. I deserve a kiss for that."
"You win. It’s true, you deserve a kiss— just one.”